ALTE COCKER TRAVELS
  • Welcome to My Website
  • How To Do a Home Exchange
    • Doing the Logistics of a Back to Back Home Exchange Trip
    • Preparing for a Home Exchange >
      • Home Exchange Problems >
        • The Ticket Dance
        • Homeexchange.com: Too Much Hype, Poor Management
        • The Nasty Side of Home Exchanging
        • Why Home Exchangers Can Drive You Nuts
      • Going Crazy Before A Home Exchange--Tossing Stuff
      • Last Minute Departure on a Home Exchange
      • Shit Hits the Fan before Home Exchanges
    • Retirement the AlteCocker Way
    • Trip Drill for AlteCockers
    • When You Want to Home Exchange for a Long Time
    • Home Exchange vs. House Sitting
  • Australia-New Zealand 2018
    • Perth Australia June 15-July 27, 2018
    • Broome Australia Outback Tour
    • Darwin Australia August 2018
    • Great Barrier Reef Australia August 2018
    • Melbourne Australia August 2018
    • Wellington New Zealand September 2018
  • Asia
    • Taiwan October-November 2015
    • Southeast Asia 2015-2016 >
      • Chiang Mai Thailand January-February 2016
      • Surin Elephant Round Up, Surin, Thailand, November 2015
      • Bangkok February 2016
      • 12 Days in Malaysia January 2016 >
        • Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, January 2016
        • Borneo, Malaysia, January 2016
      • Singapore: December 12-17
  • AlteCocker in Southeast Asia November 2014-January 2015
    • Chiang Mai >
      • Loy Krathong in Chiang Mai
      • Farang Lantern Release Chiang Mai
      • Puppet Festival Chiang Mai
      • Day Trips Outside Chiang Mai >
        • Whitewater Rafting on the Mae Taeng with Siam River Adventures
        • Chiang Rai and Mekong Day Trip
        • Baan Chang Elephant Park
        • Lampang Elephant Conservation Center and FAE Elephant Hospital
        • Bhuphing Palace
        • Queen Sirikit Botanical Gardens
        • Royal Park Rajapruek
      • Living the Expat Life in Chiang Mai
    • January 1-6, 2015: Chiang Mai, Thailand
    • AlteCocker in Bangkok, Thailand
    • Photos from Thailand November 2014-January 2015 >
      • Bangkok >
        • Jim Thompson House Bangkok
        • Grand Palace Bangkok
        • Kanchanaburi/Bridge on the River Kwai Day Trip
        • Flower Market Bangkok
        • The Lowdown on Mobile Passport
        • Evening Chao Praya Cruise Bangkok
        • Other Bangkok Sightseeing
    • Kayak Trip to the Andaman Sea
    • AlteCocker in Siem Reap (Angkor Wat), Cambodia >
      • Photos from Cambodia December 2014 >
        • Angkor Wat
        • Ta Prohm
        • Banteay Srei
        • Beng Mealea
        • Floating Village Outside Siem Reap, Cambodia
        • Other Non Temple Sites Siem Riep, Cambodia
    • AlteCocker in Yangon, Burma >
      • How to Get a Myanmar (Burmese) Visa from Chiang Mai, Thailand
      • Photos from Myanmar (Burma) January 2015 >
        • Shewdagon Pagoda Yangon
        • Karaweik Evening Entertainment Yangon
    • Final Thoughts on Planning a Trip to Southeast Asia
    • AlteCocker in Phuket, Thailand (Kayak Trip)
  • You Are What? Going to Australia Again?
    • Fiji to Sleep? 3 days 2008 (with photos)
    • Sydney, Australia, 2008
    • Kawana Waters Queensland, Australia, 2008
    • Brisbane 2008
  • Europe
    • 2014 Grand European Haj: Poland, Belarus, Turkey, Sweden >
      • Part 1: Poland and Belarus >
        • Krakow Home Hospitality Returned 2014
        • Warsaw Home Exchange 2014
        • Belarus--Brest & Minsk--A Visit to the Ancestors 2014 >
          • Getting a Visa for Belarus
    • France >
      • Bordeaux France 2013 >
        • Photos from Bordeaux 2013 >
          • St. Emilion
          • La Bataille de Castillon
          • Sightseeing Bordeaux City
          • Touring Vineyards Outside Bordeaux
      • Martinique Home Exchange May-June 2015 >
        • May 25-27, 2015: Two Days in Dominica
      • Paris France >
        • How to Eat at the Pre Catalan in Paris
      • Paris for a Week July-August 2015 >
        • Paris 2015 Photos
        • Pere Lachaise Cemetery
      • Toulouse France 2013
      • Scandinavian Adventures >
        • Photos from Toulouse Home Exchange >
          • Cordes sur Ciel Medieval Festival
          • Albi
          • Grotte de Niaux
          • Carcassonne
          • Day Trip to Greenland July 31, 2016
          • D'Artagnan's Home Town: Auch >
            • Loire Valley France >
              • Amboise: Leonardo da Vinci & a Mass Beheading
              • Chenonceau: A Mistress, A Queen, A Transvestite Ball
              • No Baguettes Here: Eating Whole Grain Bread in Tours, France
          • Colomiers France Home Exchange July 2013
    • Germany >
      • Total Eclipse? Well, Not Exactly
      • A Day out from Hamburg: Wedel and the Blankenese
    • Great Britain >
      • Museum of London: Not for History Nuts Only
      • Leicester Square Ticket Booth London--Nah!
      • Westminster Abbey--Do Not Miss Evensong!
      • Bergen, Norway
      • From Bergen to Oslo by Boat and Train
      • The Palpable Presence of Death: Verdun
      • Fredrikstad, Norway, 2012
      • A Day out in Yorkshire: Rieveaulx Abbey
      • Edinburgh: Doin' The Fringe
      • Doin' The Tattoo in Edinburgh
    • Iceland and Italy Summer 2016 >
      • Iceland July 12,-August 2, 2016
      • Lake Como August 3-August 30, 2016 >
        • Verona Opera Festival August 8-10, 2016
        • Corsica
      • Venice August 30-September 2, 2016
      • Florence September 2-11, 2016
    • Spain >
      • Barcelona August 2015 >
        • Bella Italia >
          • The Shopping Tour to Italy: Oops!
          • When a Vacation Turns Into a Disaster
        • Photos from Barcelona August 2015 >
          • Sagrada Familia August 2015
          • Park Guell August 2015
          • Casa Batllo August 2015
          • Casa Pedrera (Casa Mila) August 2015
          • A Short Exchange in New Orleans
          • Girona and Dali Museum
      • Salamanca Spain 2013 >
        • Salamanca Sightseeing >
          • Salamanca Cathedral
          • Plaza Mayor Salamanca Spain
        • El Corazon de las arribes
        • Ciudad Rodriego and Siega Verde
        • Through Portugal to Santiago de Compostella
        • Pena de Francia
      • Madrid Spain 2013 >
        • Art Galleries Madrid
        • Ambling around Madrid
        • Madrid Bullfight Ventas
        • Escorial and Aranjuez
        • Segovia
      • Salou, Spain, Home Exchange August 2015 >
        • Cistercian Route, Catalonia, 2015
        • Photos from Salou, Spain, Home Exchange, August 2015 >
          • Tarragona, Spain 2015 >
            • Castels (Human Towers) in Tarragona
            • Sant Magi Heads
          • Valencia Day Trip
          • Montserrat Catalonia 2015
    • Part 3: A Second Home Exchange in Stockholm 2014 >
      • Sweden Photos 2014
      • Mariehamn, Åland Islands, Finland >
        • Photos Mariehamn, Aland Islands, 2014
  • Costa Rica November-December 2013
    • Costa Rica Begins. AlteCocker Makes New Friends
    • Capuchin Monkeys on Kayak Trip Quepos
    • Sloth Sanctuary Near Limon
    • Costa Rican Hummingbirds Savegre
    • A Vist to Famous Matt & Jen in Puerto Viejo
    • Tortuguero, Costa Rica
    • Costa Rican Flowers/Lankester Gardens (Cartago)
  • Turkey: The Best Home Exchange Ever!
    • Off the Coast of Istanbul in the Sea of Marmara: The Princes' Islands
    • To Eat in Istanbul Try "Istanbul Eats"
    • A Day at the Topkapi Palace with Photos
    • My Home Exchange Neighborhood in Istanbul, Cevezli
    • Cappadocia, Turkey, the Adventure Begins >
      • Alte Cocker in Cappadocia, July 2011 (Photo Gallery)
    • Why Edirne? >
      • Alte Cocker in Edirne, July 2011 (Photo Gallery)
    • Part 2: A Second Home Exchange in Istanbul 2014 >
      • Canakkale, Gallipoli and Troy
      • Three Days in Selcuk (Ephesus, Pamukkale) >
        • Istanbul Photos 2014
        • Photos from Selcuk Turkey 2014 >
          • Ephesus: Photos
          • Pamukkale and Hierapolis: Photos
          • Selcuk: Photos
      • Some Final Thoughts on Turkey
  • New Zealand North Island 2008
    • Auckland, New Zealand
    • Rotorura, Waitomo Caves, Lake Taupo, Tongariro Volcano
    • Cape Reinga
    • Bay of Islands
    • Kamo, NI, NZ Home Exchange
  • Miscellaneous Pearls of Wisdom from AlteCocker
    • So You Don't Speak the Language, Get Pimsleur!
    • Be Careful Whom You Travel With
    • Jewish Mormons? Only in America
    • Driving in Europe
  • Drumheller, Alberta: Land of the Dinosaurs
  • How to Get the Most out of Your European Trip Part 1
    • How to Get the Most out of Your European Trip, Part 2
    • A Modest Proposal to Solve Museum Overcrowding in Europe
    • Washington DC >
      • The 4th of July Fireworks in DC: NO!
      • How to Do the Smithsonian without Killing Yourself
      • How Not To Do a Tour of Washington DC >
        • A Short Exchange in New Orleans
    • How the Other Half Lives: The Hilton Waikaloa on the Big Island
    • Salzburg Marionette Theater: Not to Be Missed!
  • Theme Parks in Europe
  • United States
    • Sonora California March 17-April 2, 2017
    • Wolf Trap Farm Park: Theater under the Stars
    • Eclipse 2017
  • Kalispell, Montana, Home Exchange October-November 2017
    • Dog Sledding at Base Camp, Big Fork, MT

The Ticket Dance

This is another variant of the home exchangers who can drive you nuts.

Recently an American expat from Rome wrote AlteCocker asking for a home exchange in August.  Mind you the request came in during the month of May--very late.  AlteCocker told the woman that she had a home exchange in Stockholm that was scheduled to end on August 16, 2014. Because AlteCocker had not yet purchased her return ticket, she offered to exchange with the woman starting August 17th.  Before she did that, she researched how she would get both to Rome and home from Rome.  

AlteCocker told the woman she had to buy her tickets NOW.  What happens? Do the tickets get bought? No.  A series of emails results with excuses.  First the woman tells AlteCocker that she is having trouble "finding" tickets.  Pardon me, but what the hell is that?  This woman is an American expat in Rome who supposedly schleps her kids to the US every year and she can't "find" tickets?  It doesn't make sense.  There are always tickets.  You just might not like the price of the tickets.  There are a couple of other emails about how the woman is working it but she still has not "found" her tickets.  AlteCocker suggests that the woman check with Icelandair but tells her that she would have to first fly to one of their hubs because the don't fly to Rome.  The woman responds that she doesn't want a lot of flight changes because she is flying with kids.  Fair enough, but there are not a lot of options Washington, DC, to Rome without a change of planes somewhere.

Finally the woman writes that one reason the woman cannot "find" tickets is that she is trying to use frequent flyer miles.  She wants to use frequent flyer miles, she is needs transatlantic tickets for August and she is attempting to get them in May?  Now, when you use frequent flyer miles, how do you get home?  You go by way of somewhere--and most of the time it is very inconvenient.  What AlteCocker calls the Ticket Dance is going on and AlteCocker does not like it very much.  AlteCocker explained several times that she needs dates certain to plan the end of her trip if she is going to Rome.  Fortunately, she is wise enough not to buy tickets anywhere until her home exchanger has bought theirs.  

AlteCocker was, by this time in the Ticket Dance routine, very fed up.  What she suspected was that this really was a contingent home exchange.  That means that if the woman got her free tickets, she would exchange.  If not, she would  send AlteCocker an email saying she was not coming without the free tickets or some other excuse.  In the meantime, AlteCocker's plans was supposed to just wait to see if Mrs. Rome could "find" her tickets?  AlteCocker did not think so.  So she gave Mrs. Rome a deadline.  The deadline has, of course, passed.  Did Mrs. Rome buy tickets?  Not that AlteCocker knows.  Maybe the woman thought AlteCocker was so desperate to go to Rome that she would put up with Mrs. Rome's nonsense about finding tickets.  No, AlteCocker would not.  Having given the woman a fixed date for ticket purchase, that was it.  AlteCocker wrote the woman telling her firmly that there would be no home exchange.  She hopes Mrs. Rome, who was a first time home exchanger, learned something from the experience.  Ticket Dancers always end up with nothing--and complain loudly that they can't get a home exchange.

At least AlteCocker knows what she is doing now and will be doing the rest of her itinerary. Rome would have been nice but she does not need a lot of aggravation to get there--and Mrs. Rome would have cancelled anyway.  

Rule No. 1 to Prevent Financial Loss: Never buy your airline tickets before the other side purchases.  They might do a Ticket Dance.
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